My Sister: You have the worst taste in movies.
Me: Hey, I rented the Godfather, too, come on.
My Sister: Jennifer Love Hewitt cancels out like 70% of all your good movie rentals.
<terrible, terrible love scene />Me: Oh God, I’m going to kill myself
My Sister: Why are you watching this?!
Me: I wanted to know her life story. I guess I should have read her biography instead…
My Sister: Which T.V. channel was this made for?