I think this is the only thing that I’ve seen Johnny Depp in that I didn’t like, and that includes 21 Jump St.

I can’t help it, but I can’t be doing with these pseudo french films were they greet one another with “Bonjour!” and say “oui, oui monsieur!” every so often but 99% of the time everyone speaks english. It’s just too much like Allo Allo! I also found it trite and self satisfied but then I would say that. And I saw it on two separate really ill fated dates! No film can recover from that.

Fair play to just about everyone else who seems to have enjoyed it though, just ignore that foam around the corners of my mouth.