The brief book report for King Dork is that while it was cute, I really kept wishing that Milo Aukerman had written it instead. Maybe I’m just a little annoyed at how the narrator (granted, a 14 year old boy) gets head from not one, but two hot chicks and it never occurs to him to reciprocate. Or that the totally cool, smart, funny girl in his French class is actually much sexier than the two babes he’s lusting after.