Twist comes too little too late. Boredom has set in. Clones and twins. Bah! There’s a glimpse of great acting – when Patrick Bateman shone through, but Logan’s unusually dull. Scarlett Jo – sexiest woman alive, according to some magazines, provides little or no interest (strangely enough), and I don’t know why. Maybe because her accent isn’t believable? And upon realising that, you might start to think that all she’s really good for is being cute.

Christ.

2006 was a year of magicians at the movies. Go see The Illusionist instead.