Ok. I know that there are a lot of lonely, bored oldah ladies out there, but is this kind of book REALLY what gets them through the day??

It was harder to buy than ‘Murder, She Wrote’. This bumbling old maid is solving mysteries left right and center (even though she SOO doesn’t want to). Are the local cops inept or is it because she’s constantly LYING TO THE POLICE AND TAMPERING WITH THE FREAKING EVIDENCE! Damn!

I didn’t even get to the part where she deals with the bloody towels she found days later on the crime scene that the police somehow missed and she then stashed under her house, fully intending to bring them to the cop shop except she was tired that day after work.

DUH! She was going to get caught with them and become a suspect and then have to cunningly clear her name with some random case-winning information that only she had noticed.

I almost hucked this book in the pool while I was on vacation. Burn it if you see it. Burn your eyes if you read it.