We all know this coffee; the pot has been brewing for millennia. It is the coffee from The Land That Time Forgot.

Most will seek to ease its harsh passage with three times their normal dosage of cream and sugar.

Drinking it black will earn you 25-50 jaded hipster points (variable depending on whether or not you drink it while wearily watching the parade of humanity pass you by in the dead of night), but may not be worth the terrible price.