it’s kak.

total, unashamed, complete, unadulterated kak.

Hugh, you let me down. :(

And were they Kate Beckinsale’s real teeth? I mean it is difficult to tell isn’t it, she is quite well blessed in the Equine-like tooth department. I could be confusing this with that other shit film she did about vampires. But I couldn’t really tell if they were her own teeth in that or not either. God Almighty, will someone please, for the sake of all that is still right in the world, stop casting talentless aneorexics in films? They yak on about bad impressions to teenage girls and then do something like this, she’ll be advertising Slimfast next. Oh the irony.

Gah! I am boring myself now, I don’t want to talk about this anymore, it makes me want to punch someone.

_{BTW was there a story in this film? I may have fallen asleep}

it certainly did fizzle. I’ve never found Hugh Jackman especially impressive, and what sort of bizarre hybrid accent was he supposed to have in this movie, anyway? Kate Beckinsale is usually okay, but here it’s like they just put her in it to make it pretty. And what a complete waste of Richard Roxburgh’s talents.

Badly acted, badly animated… just all-around bad.

There’s lots of monsters. Lots of action. Lots of the beautiful Kate Beckinsale (well, maybe not enough, though). But just too much in the story. Pulling from multiple ‘old-school’ monster stories to create one plot line was hard to take. Although, if you can get past some of the cheesy directions the story takes, it’s an enjoyable film if you like the genre.

This was by far the worst movie i have ever seen.The previews make it look great.Like it will be a good film.It ends up being a joke.The vampire brides were ridiculous and boring…like flying barbies with fangs and just as stupid.The head vampire was boring and really…..temper tantrums? god i hated it.Then all the baby vampires popping???? WTF Then van helsing having no memory and having blades in his hands…whether attached or not …hmmmmm WOLVERINE ANYONE?I mean come on.I was really dissapointed in this piece of * movie.I would rather have had my money back and gone home and watched UNDERWORLD again where kate beckinsdale was playing a good part.Without the cheesy accent.

What can I say? I love monster movies and I love Hugh Jackman.