After cigarettes, Sparks is the most dangerous, addictive and delicious product legally available in the United States. It has more caffeine than a double espresso, more sugar than a duffel bag of cotton candy and more alcohol per volume than most malt liquors. One out of five liquor stores in Montclair carry it. I asked why the others don’t, and I was told they believe it brings out undesirable customers. My advice to Sparks addicts: Wear your nicest suits and dresses and head to the liquor store as if you’re searching for fine wine, ask for Sparks and request they start carrying it or you’ll take your business elsewhere. When they refuse, drive your ass down to the ghetto and get yourself a Sparks!